Penalty Charge Notices - How to Handle Them - by White Rabbit

'For entertainment purposes only. Not intended to be used or taken as legal advice in any way shape or form. Always verify what you see on the internet. Check it out yourself. We love Madness. Go buy their album. We don't own them. We just love and respect them. There are many other scenarios/problems you can apply this technique to - give it some thought. Always ask questions. Many councils 'sell' the Parking Tickets to a private company, which in turn poses as the council and slaps tickets on your car! Do you have a contract with these 'private companies'? Thought not! Sounds like naughty business to us! xx'

On the other hand if you want to take responsibility for your own life and want to treat others in the same fashion (isn't that what this game is supposed to be all about?), don't go around parking irresponsibly wherever you like (like an inconsiderate twat) and speeding dangerously in a macho bollocks way - thank you.